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Let me tell you a story of the very promiscuous young man, of eighteen, whose promiscuity led to a whole region’s disaster. I am one of his many former lovers, I am a woman. Cornelius Erectus is one of the most heterosexual males I’ve ever met, but he’s been hiding many dark secrets. I evolved to become his good friend, to whom he tells all such secrets. Let me tell you something about Cornelius, he is eighteen and has an eleven and a half inch penis when erect. He has a medium sized build, only lean muscles on his body. He...

BigBoy 1 edit 2 ​Back in the late seventies after divorcing my second wife I started to hit the party sceene again.. Met this woman in a bar one night, Got pretty wasted and horny so we decided to go to my place.. On the way there we passed an adult book store, She asked if I had ever been in there and Of course I said yes because the owner was a customer and friend.. She said that she had never been because she was to shy to go by herself.. I offered to escort her if she would like...

Annabelle yelled from the other end of the house Hurry up! We are gonna be late! She is an old childhood friend of mine and has just recently moved in, as her parents decided she had to move on from their house. I decided to do the right thing as to have her move in with me. I mean, Why not? We both have done everything together. We went to the same classes, hung out at the movies and even spent a lot of sleepovers together. I get too shy when I try to ask her out. Hey! The bus isn't...