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“God I need a cigarette!” I gasped as I collapsed, exhausted, at the top of the small mountain my team had just hiked up in the Lake District. “You’re supposed to be setting us a good example.” Khalid laughed as he flopped down next to me quickly followed by his two schoolmates. “Fu…To Hell with that!” I laughed, “I deserve one after a walk like that.” Still laughing at me puffing and panting the boys whispered something, then Khalid turned to me and asked nervously; “Do you really want a smoke?” “I was supposed to have given up…but…yes… at this minute...

The Parking Lot Lady I had just finished putting my few groceries in the car, few because there’s just me that sets at my table. I lost my wife to cancer a year ago and am very much alone. I’m mid 50’s but haven’t been able to convince myself that it’s time to get on with life. As I closed my trunk a lady came by pushing a big cart full of stuff and stopped at the car next to mine. Just as she started to put stuff in her car a box of peaches fell off and spilled, rolling peaches...

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As I sat there in the classroom all by myself. Tired and exhausted from tapping my smoking hot computer-science teacher I was waiting for her to return from the bathroom. She and I were supposed to go to her apartment as soon as she returned, so we can continue our little ‘’affair’’ there. I knew that she was married and had a child that’s only a couple years younger than me, but I was hoping they wouldn’t be at home tonight otherwise I didn’t know what to expect once we got to her place. My teacher was only gone for a...

Let me tell you a story of the very promiscuous young man, of eighteen, whose promiscuity led to a whole region’s disaster. I am one of his many former lovers, I am a woman. Cornelius Erectus is one of the most heterosexual males I’ve ever met, but he’s been hiding many dark secrets. I evolved to become his good friend, to whom he tells all such secrets. Let me tell you something about Cornelius, he is eighteen and has an eleven and a half inch penis when erect. He has a medium sized build, only lean muscles on his body. He...

Engineering A Horror The whole riverside was cordoned off, with saws and torches hissing and whining in the cold. Every construction worker in the county had been hired for this project, many of which required either bribes, threats, or extortion to accept the job. They were paid in gold, conjured into existence with Dominion’s powers. They worked day and night, no matter how much it snowed or how sharp the northern winds were. The warehouses were being renovated under the guise that they would be turned into slaughterhouses and processing centers, while new buildings sprung up like weeds. Others were told...

This is a true story. Character Names have been altered or changed. My name is Drew. I’m going to share the story of how my sex life began and the romance that was never resolved. I wasn’t the best looking kid or the most popular. I just always found a way to get it done with girls. I am 6 ft. 165 pounds. I have big muscled arms and legs and a solid 4 pack. I have a thick 7 ½ inch cock and a nice ass from what I’ve been told. My story began when I was in seventh grade...

I knew the gym would be closing soon, so I hurried to get back to the change room and hit the showers. I had to skip the sauna this time, which I which I had become fond of doing, so I can stretch properly, not to mention that’s where I sucked my first dick and it brings back such great memories. But I didn’t have time, so I went straight to the showers in the nude, with just my towel hanging over my shoulder. The change room was completely empty, just the way I liked it. I started the water and...

CHAPTER 13 I walked into Judith’s courtroom at 11:30 sharp. She saw me, waited for an opportune time to suspend the day’s hearing, and announced a recess until the following morning. The bailiff summoned me to her chambers. I walked in to find her changing out of her robes. She took my hand and led me away. Up two floors in the elevator, we exited to find a crowded license bureau. Judith walked around to an unmarked door, knocked once and entered, pulling me with her. “George, this is Frank Martinson my fiancé.” He rose, shook my hand, and gave me...

I bent down the sidewalk and picked up the coin I found. Lucky day, I thought. It’s not everyday you find a coin in the sidewalk. Money isn’t easy to get, I chastised myself. Being an owner of a small café is no easy task. I’ve been alone almost my entire life. My parents were divorced and none of them either cared for me anyways. To them, I was just a boy to feed, keep a roof over my head, and a heavy burden. Luckily, I’ve moved past all of those negativity that held me down. I continued my walk and...